We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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