I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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