She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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