I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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