physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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