i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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