if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My Higher Power is John Stamos
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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