nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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