i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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