i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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