He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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