There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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