I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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