Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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