Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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