Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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