You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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