So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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