Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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