i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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