i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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