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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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