found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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