Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just had sex on a roof
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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