They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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