Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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