love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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