More tranny stories later!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
