just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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