that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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