While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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