i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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