you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
they call him Oral-B. enough said
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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