K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I bet he comes in French.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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