That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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