i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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