just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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