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Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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