Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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