But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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