the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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