sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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