Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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