Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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