im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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