Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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