i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
