Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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