That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
false alarm, still single
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