I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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