i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I was not drunk enough for that final.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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