I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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