why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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