So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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