We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
