a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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